(In Forrest Gump voice: “We are not related.”)

A LaFontaine makes the magazine covers in Frankfurt. He's even gesturing wildly, as I do. Damn charlatan stole my act....

A LaFontaine makes the magazine covers in Frankfurt. He's even gesturing wildly, as I do. Damn charlatan stole my act....

I guess I shouldn’t squeak too much about this: it has the words “Lust” and “LaFontaine” in it, so it’s gotta be good, right?