Baby Freddie Krueger

Looks like he’s gotten a new sweater. But why are the cats so calm?

Baby Pinhead contemplates the box

Not sure why the woodland creatures look so sympathetic.

Jason roasting marshmallows

Awww … he just wanted some ‘Smores.

Jason from Friday XIII

He’s a little offscreen to the left. Sorry.

Alien with curlers feeding baby alien in highchair

A moment of domestic bliss that is hard to imagine. Also, Aliens have no hair?

Sleepy Santa Muerte

Maybe she’s having an allergic reaction to the flowers she’s holding against her cheek?

Thoughtful Santa Muerte

The quiet girl you talk to at the party who then captures your soul.

Scheming Dia de Los Muertos

She’s got a dangerous look in her eye.

Skeleton mariachi band

How do you get a good embouchure on the trumpet when you have no lips?

Hopeful Santa Muerte

Unexpectedly powerful image.

Zodiac – Leo

That is a big bitey hat.

Zodiac – Leo

Hat seems to come with an attached tail. Stylish.

Zodiac – Sagittarius

Benefits of being half-horse: you can carry a *lot* more arrows.

Zodiac – Virgo

So demure.

Zodiac – Aries

Get the feeling she was a star on the field hockey team.

Zodiac – Taurus

Carrying the red cape from some overconfident matador?

Zodiac – Libra

So judgmental.

Blurry

It was night. Gimme a break.

Zodiac – Scorpio

Hard to play piano with those hands. Upside: never need a bottle opener.

Zodiac – Pisces

Looks like the villain in the Little Mermaid after a Slim-Fast Diet.

Zodiac – Aquarius

Drought-shamers in LA will get on her case for spilling all that water.

Indonesian Floating Vampire Heads

I think these guys were featured in a Hellboy story.

Irish Jack O’Lantern

Check out the Celtic design under the carving.

Samhain – Irish Halloween

And a kitschy 90s metal band.

Indonesian Tiwah

Another scary, spooky celebration of folkloric monsters.

Papa Midnight

Well-known badass.

Fete Gede

Haiti looks like basically year-round Halloween.

Bon Festival Japan

Pretty, but where is the scary stuff? Also: French?

Bon Festival detail

India Goddess detail.

Nice nose ring.

India Goddess

Many arms to pass out candy?

Sideways zombie

Needs a better dentist.

Gai Jatra Nepal

Now this is more like it. Horned monsters, vampires, freaky dudes living in boxes …

Fantastic Adventures Sci-fi mag cover

Blasting off from exploding planets is a thing, I guess. Makes people less excited about you visiting.

Strange Stories sci-fi mag cover

Seems surprised that the head comes off.

Startling Stories Sci-fi mag cover

Bug-eyed brains with tentacles SHOULD be shot with ray guns. They hog the good candy. Everyone knows this.

Space Stories

Alien bugs must just find Earth females tasty.

Strange Stories – wide

Igor in the foreground just looks bored.

Challenger Learning Center

I get the tribute – but, um … is this really a good idea?

2024 Humanity Returns to the Moon

Have I missed something? Last I checked, we were still struggling to get into orbit.

Tribute to Teachers

Masks and Zoom calls. Yeah, this is more horrifying than the regular old werewolves & zombies.

Paramedic Posing Heroically

Feels like a cel from an anime series.

Allie Quigley, “Queen of Threes”

Tribute to a sharpshooting local WNBA star.

We’ve done it before …

… and we can do it again.

Swainson’s Hawk

Haven’t seen these guys. Wonder where their natural habitat might be?

Illinois Chorus Frog

I guess they all sing together. Which would be annoying, if you’re trying to sleep.

Striped Dark Scorpion

Didn’t think that scorpion could survive the winters this far north. A justifiably endangered species.

Another view of Scorpion

Hate these guys.

Tribute to cops

The artist was clearly sucking up to law enforcement in the hopes of getting some tickets dismissed.