{"id":8,"date":"2008-06-19T12:39:17","date_gmt":"2008-06-19T20:39:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/?p=8"},"modified":"2008-06-19T12:39:19","modified_gmt":"2008-06-19T20:39:19","slug":"viral-video-hits-you-wish-youd-never-seen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/viral-video-hits-you-wish-youd-never-seen\/","title":{"rendered":"Viral Video Hits You Wish You’d Never Seen"},"content":{"rendered":"

…and no, I’m not talking about the types of things that make George Clooney scream and run out of the room. <\/a> That’s a totally different subject, and besides, there’s a Federal Judge in downtown L.A. that’s in hot water over stuff like that. <\/a><\/p>\n

I found this one through the insidious urgings of Jemima Kiss, that little Digital Judas Goat.<\/a> She said it made her love the internet. Me? Well, I just felt sorry for the tall fella in the wookie costume having to cavort with a Jawa to “Footloose.” I mean, already the poor guy has gotta be sweating under all that syntho-fur; now you want him to do the chest-bump and high kicks? <\/p>\n

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If you dare, go over to the Viral Video Chart<\/a> site – right now, the current fave is the “I’m Voting Republican” video,<\/a> all with people staring into the camera and reciting all the f’d up reasons they have for voting for the GOP.
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…and no, I’m not talking about the types of things that make George Clooney scream and run out of the room. That’s a totally different subject, and besides, there’s a Federal Judge in downtown L.A. that’s in hot water over stuff like that. I found this one through the insidious urgings of Jemima Kiss, that […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","wds_primary_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[1],"class_list":["post-8","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}