{"id":581,"date":"2009-10-16T06:53:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-16T14:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/?p=581"},"modified":"2009-10-16T06:53:00","modified_gmt":"2009-10-16T14:53:00","slug":"the-other-lafontaine-makes-an-appearance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/the-other-lafontaine-makes-an-appearance\/","title":{"rendered":"The &#8220;Other&#8221; LaFontaine Makes an Appearance&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(In Forrest Gump voice: &#8220;We are not related.&#8221;)<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_582\" style=\"width: 692px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Kazakhstan_20091012_0495.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-582\" class=\"size-large wp-image-582 lazyload\" title=\"LaFontaine on a magazine cover in Frankfurt\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Kazakhstan_20091012_0495-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"A LaFontaine makes the magazine covers in Frankfurt. He's even gesturing wildly, as I do. Damn charlatan stole my act....\" width=\"682\" height=\"511\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Kazakhstan_20091012_0495-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Kazakhstan_20091012_0495-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Kazakhstan_20091012_0495.JPG 2048w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 682px) 100vw, 682px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 682px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 682\/511;\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-582\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">A LaFontaine makes the magazine covers in Frankfurt. He&#39;s even gesturing wildly, as I do. Damn charlatan stole my act....<\/p><\/div>\n<p>I guess I shouldn&#8217;t squeak too much about this: it has the words &#8220;Lust&#8221; and &#8220;LaFontaine&#8221; in it, so it&#8217;s gotta be good, right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(In Forrest Gump voice: &#8220;We are not related.&#8221;) I guess I shouldn&#8217;t squeak too much about this: it has the words &#8220;Lust&#8221; and &#8220;LaFontaine&#8221; in it, so it&#8217;s gotta be good, right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","wds_primary_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[59],"tags":[866],"class_list":["post-581","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusing-nonsense","tag-amusing-nonsense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/581","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=581"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/581\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=581"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=581"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=581"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}