{"id":27,"date":"2008-08-05T17:24:53","date_gmt":"2008-08-06T01:24:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/?p=27"},"modified":"2008-08-05T17:24:54","modified_gmt":"2008-08-06T01:24:54","slug":"a-surprisingly-well-thought-out-response-by-paris-hilton","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/a-surprisingly-well-thought-out-response-by-paris-hilton\/","title":{"rendered":"A Surprisingly Well-Thought-Out Response by Paris Hilton"},"content":{"rendered":"

I originally sent this out as an e-mail message, but I think that spam filters are snatching up anything with “Paris Hilton” in the message header, so I’m not sure if it got through. So here it is again, in this space … which, come to think of it, may not show up high in Google results because of Paris’ name. <\/p>\n

Damn, that girl is powerful.<\/p>\n

This response to McCain’s video is “totally hot.” http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2008\/08\/05\/paris-hilton-responds-to_n_117137.html<\/p>\n

I’ve also embedded the original video from Will Ferrell’s “Funny or Die” site. <\/p>\n

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See more Paris Hilton<\/a> videos at Funny or Die<\/div>\n

There is something wrong with me. I laughed too hard at the images of the Crypt Keeper and Yoda next to John McCain’s, and I think I strained my sacroiliac. And I know Paris was reciting what someone else said for her about America’s Energy Policy. Which is exactly the point. <\/p>\n

Because it’s exactly what the other two guys are doing too. <\/p>\n

Not sure about her choice for V.P., however. I think she needs someone with a bit more gravitas for the role, to counterbalance her the way Cheney did to Bush. Hmmm … elder stateshottie … Raquel Welch? Farrah Fawcett? Nah. A bit too old. Heather Locklear? Cyndy Crawford? Madonna? That’s more like it. I could totally see any of those three getting bitchy and pushing the nuclear button… which might keep the rest of the planet in line long enough for Paris to seduce some Saudi prince and get the production quotas lifted… <\/p>\n

At least someone is throwing punches back at the McCain slime machine. Sad that it has to be Ms. Hilton.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I originally sent this out as an e-mail message, but I think that spam filters are snatching up anything with “Paris Hilton” in the message header, so I’m not sure if it got through. So here it is again, in this space … which, come to think of it, may not show up high in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","wds_primary_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[1],"class_list":["post-27","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}