{"id":1091,"date":"2006-08-21T15:01:23","date_gmt":"2006-08-21T23:01:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/21\/blogging-vs-viagra\/"},"modified":"2006-08-21T15:01:23","modified_gmt":"2006-08-21T23:01:23","slug":"blogging-vs-viagra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/blogging-vs-viagra\/","title":{"rendered":"Blogging vs. Viagra"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, <a href=\"http:\/\/swbu.blogspot.com\/\">someone (a blogger name of Ariel)<\/a> checked out the <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/pop\/blogs\/\">Technorati Top 100<\/a> and noticed that most of the top bloggers tend to be males of a certain appearance and age bracket.&nbsp; Thus leading to a <a href=\"http:\/\/swbu.blogspot.com\/2006\/08\/old-men-cant-get-it-up-erect-blogs.html\">snarky little observation <\/a>that perhaps the urge to erect a blog increases as the urge to indulge in other erect activities decreases&#8230;&nbsp; &nbsp;and, of course, t<a href=\"http:\/\/doc.weblogs.com\/\">he counter-snark<\/a> from the geezbloggers: <\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff3300;\">On the other head, maybe we&#8217;ve kept it up longer than the rest of ya&#8217;ll.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I just hope that this doesn&#8217;t mean that I&#8217;m going to get another goddam avalanche of spam in my email inbox now offering me some kind of blue pill that will make this blog &quot;l0ng3r st1ff3r and m0re able to deliv3r unbelievable pl3asur3 to your partn3r&#8230;&quot;&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>I hear that if you feed your blog the little blue pills that you buy from foreign pharmacies in Canada, that it will shrivel up and turn and unearthly fuchsia color &#8230; thus forcing the poor afflicted blogger to buy a corkboard and some butcher&#8217;s paper to share the dribblings and drivelings and snivelings of a deranged mind with the quiet countryside.&nbsp; Or something like that. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, someone (a blogger name of Ariel) checked out the Technorati Top 100 and noticed that most of the top bloggers tend to be males of a certain appearance and age bracket.&nbsp; Thus leading to a snarky little observation that perhaps the urge to erect a blog increases as the urge to indulge in other [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","wds_primary_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[352,370,354],"class_list":["post-1091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-online-multimedia","tag-webtech","tag-weblogs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1091"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1091\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artesianmedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}